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I went to Greenbelt last night. Ah yes, Greenbelt. The land of pick-up girls, foreigners, beautiful people, local celebrities, and drinks I cannot afford. Alas, what is a poor girl to do? asian foot fucking Flirt and drink for free, i.e. use your brain. Which reminds me…the best things about working out and getting your body fat below 16% is two-fold. First, you become a cheap drunk. When asian foot fucking your body fat cells shrink, you lose your ability to process alcohol quickly. According to what I learned in Biology 101, we have “toxic waste dumps” in our fat cells that supplement the asian foot fucking liver in what work it must do to cleanse the body. When the fat cells get smaller, the cells become less able to assist. Therefore less alcohol tends to affect us more. Cool, asian foot fucking eh? Don’t say ‘ol Kiana never taught you anything! Ok.I´m a dork. Anyway, the second thing is that, when ripped, you look pretty darn good, and men will pay for your drinks. That’s asian foot fucking the obvious part. At least after drinking last night, my brain still works. I wouldn’t be able to write down all this useless knowledge if I was suffering from a hang-over…

So asian foot fucking I was out with the girls, with just taxi money home. There were 3 of us, which is a perfect number. You see, when girls are in threes, it’s harder to “pair-up” with asian foot fucking three or more guys. When I was a teeny-bopper I fell into that trap when I’d go out with just a girlfriend, and two guys would approach us. If my friend liked one asian foot fucking of the guys, I’d get stuck with his friend or vice-versa. But if you are in “threes”, it’s much more difficult to split three ways where it’s obvious who should go with whom. asian foot fucking It’s perfect for when you are not trying to hook up with anyone and want just a girls night out. That was the plan and I had no intention of altering it.

asian foot fucking Not 15 minutes into the evening, four guys got up the nerve and offered to buy us drinks. Now typically in Asian countries, buying drinks for a lady is a very big deal. asian foot fucking I know that in the West, it’s not. But in Asian countries like the Philippines, if you accept the drink, get ready for the guys to latch onto you for the rest of asian foot fucking the night. Obviously we want to drink for free, but we don’t want the baggage. So how do you get rid of the guys? I call it the “old switcharoo”, to coin a asian foot fucking common phrase in English. Basically the guys will claim which of the girls is “his” before they make their approach and they agree on this. That´s strikes 1-3 from the girls perspective. To asian foot fucking block this ladies, you need to let them “show their cards” meaning you have to let the guys split up and sit next to you, exposing their plan. After 5 minutes or into asian foot fucking the second free drink, you all need to get up and go to the washroom. It is now critical that you decide if the guys are worth talking to. Chances are that you asian foot fucking want to get rid of them. All you do now is return to the guys and sit down next to a different guy. Please note ladies that this plan works better with Filipino asian foot fucking guys than it does foreigners (with foreigners it often fails outright) for a reason that I might address later. At this point it really helps that you and your girlfriends are not equally asian foot fucking matched. C’mon girls, you all have at least one friend with a few extra pounds. It’s here where she really helps out your crew so ALWAYS invite her. The most important point, however, asian foot fucking is that she is comfortable with her size so no feelings are hurt by assigning her this role. Our friend loves to be the spoiler for the guys. I was fat once as asian foot fucking well, so I did it for my comparatively sexy friends and it didn’t bother me either. Basically what you do is pair her up with the best looking of the guys if she asian foot fucking wasn’t talking to him before when you return from the washroom. We all know that sometimes the big girls get picked by the “alpha”, so it’s not out of the question that you asian foot fucking might need to modify the plan. But again, let’s assume that everything is reshuffled and purposely mismatched predictably. And girls, it’s important that you make the guys subliminally understand that it is to asian foot fucking stay that way. At this point the guys will get flustered, and ¾ of the way through the second round, the leader will start to check his watch and start thinking of an asian foot fucking excuse to leave. His minions will soon get the hint. While they might protest, the weaker willed guys are much less likely to accept being left behind. Besides, even if they stay behind, asian foot fucking you can then “spread out” to make it 3-4 girls and 2 guys. The guys will likely become intimidated and go after their friends within 10 minutes. If not, you now have platonic asian foot fucking friends.

Is it rude or dishonest? Maybe from some perspectives, but again, they offered to pay and we didn´t invite them to approach. We girls actually have an agreement that if guys asian foot fucking walk up and ask if we are going to mess with them or play games, we’ll tell them the truth. They never ask so…game on!